Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Root of the Matter

To go all the way – or not go all the way. That is the question of the age. My age – Going on 60.

So let me get to the root of the matter. It’s been six weeks that I have abstained. I usually do it every week but it is so monotonous and I don’t like wasting my time.

So I let the color grow – no more touching up the roots. What do you know the top of my head is so very, very white – not gray. I went to the colorist to find a way to grow it out without looking – well – looking like I am growing it out.

I told her the usual, “I want my hair to grow out its natural color – without the roots showing. I want my hair to look dark and light and white and blonde – but not gray even if gray is my natural color. I want it to shine and look natural and be exotic and plain. I want it long but short, layered but all the same length. Don’t cut anything off – I like it as it is. Do anything you like – by the way.” So she smiled and said, “I think I’ve got it.”

So getting down to the root of my weekly mind boggle– the photographic truth of it all.



Gray Roots Before





Platinum Blonde After $120




The Joyful Process



Just call me Olga from Scandinavia



Will take some getting used to

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Schnauzer Sitting



I have a sweet angel baby visiting my house. Her name is Muffin and she is 12 years old. She is an only child, so we weren’t too sure how the sitting would turn out. No doubt, she misses her mommy! – daddy? I am not too sure whether she misses him - just kidding. He talks a big talk about wanted to get rid of her – but he has a heart of gold and I don’t believe him. The twinkle in his eye gives him away.

I think breeds must recognize one another in some way. Ebbie, my schnauzer baby, is not too cuddly with other dogs…but she seems to follow Muffin wherever she goes in the house. Muffin seems to be quite pleased with a protégé.

She is a smart one. She told me that her mommy takes her for walks. She did not want to go in after her potty break in the yard without enticing me to walk around the block. So I did a few times. Then later, I discovered that she told my hubby the same thing. So she got two walks out of the deal in one night. Ebbie found that very curious as she is violently opposed to a leash.

Buster, our poodle boy is trying to be the big dog but Muffin scares him. She whimpers and he immediately acquiesces his role – she can be the big dog, he decides. Being an only child she isn’t quite sure how to lead - but she does know how to beg for snacks. Even Buster was impressed. Never does her eye leave the mark while she patiently waits for the treat. If you are not fast enough, she let’s you know with a slight little wharf.
Ebbie on the other hand does not have the attention span. But Muffin has her eye on the target -just look. What a sweetie. Look at the photos below.




Oh boy a snack! We are all getting a snack!



What was it I was waiting for? Oh, yeah snack!

What’s over there?
Hey! Looks like somebody got food in that bowl. And it wasn't Me!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Malady Oddities

My body is a misaligned contraption of ceaseless malfunctioning parts. If there is a strange little body part that few have become acquainted with, mine will have suffered some malady as odd as the body part itself. If ever there were an unbelievable ailment, injury, or disorder in life, I will have lived it.

Take for example, my inflammation disease. It has gone from strong-arming me into a wheelchair for nearly 5 years to subsiding completely in the daylight hours permitting me to jog three miles a day and body build with competitive moxie – but only a short four years; then return it did –with a vengeance. It behaves akin to a lover’s headache. After repetitive actions of which I become weary, I began to notice this rising twitter of pain coming from a very predictable hip. It then spreads at will to any gullible body joint creating an ear-wrenching cacophonic swell of pain that requires me to utterly stop life and cover my ears while I practice Lamaze.

I once had an infected goose bump – on my lip. The observant friend will notice its remains – a tiny red dot that I long since quit covering with makeup. I shouldn’t have put my wet lip next to that frozen lamp-post, but they told the greenhorn southerner it would warm me up. It gave me a mustache shaped burn and an infected goose bump.

My mouth collects spit between my upper lip and my teeth. I cannot quietly swallow it away as it must drip down my protruding incisors and be caught by reaching my tongue out of my mouth and scooping it in. Gross, I know. It is caused by a gland, when stressed, secretes excess dribble. It is only stressed when it is imperative that I impress someone. At other times of grave importance, it completely dries up, causing my lip to stick to my teeth in a perpetual Goofey smile. This condition requires manual intervention – namely the finger.

I have a vein in my eye. Not like your vein. One early morning about 5 years ago I woke up thinking I had a worm trying to eat my eye. It was protruding from between my lashes and hurt like the dickens. Three doctors later and after six medications failures – no one knows what it is called, how it got there or why it behaves as it does. It serves one good purpose. It predicts a urinary tract infection two-three days before it occurs, without fail. It is excruciating when it flairs and gives me that junkie appearance but I get that Cipro in the nick of time.

I have a scar on my abdomen. It might as well be a zipper as it has been opened no less than 9 times for various reasons, some of which are too bizarre to name. A hair follicle survived in this scar. It grows sideways through my skin, weaving in and out like a needle and medical stitch. I can only pull it out after two weaves. If I wait for three, it gets infected.

I once had poison ivy all over my body. I built a boat docking station in a lake with little trees that grew around the shoreline. The lush summer foliage of Hot Springs, Arkansas looked all the same to me. Had I known, I probably would not have done so in a bikini. I have two scars from the ordeal. One, on my thigh – okay – I think I will not finish that one.

I thought of this whole mess about my infirmed flesh and bones as I sit here tonight with some kind of “thingy” in my nose. It is high in my right nostril and makes me sneeze – over and over. It itches, burns, feels dried, stuck, flappy, and enlarged. I suppose, after three weeks, I had better see an Eye, Nose, and Throat doctor – but I am not worried. It will never be something common – like allergies or a nodule that needs removing just another oddity of nature for which there is no explanation, no cure, grows strangely, or perhaps, since it appeared at the same time my gray hair is growing out – it will predict the perfect time for coloring my roots.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Requim of Sorrows

This week has been a song of sorrows – an ongoing humming lament of condolences, memorializing, and family sounds. Thirty-seven or sixteen or some number of family have been in and out of my living room sharing with each other the shocking loss of my father. My daughter says it all so well – there is no need for me to write cathartic stories and phrases of him because hers work for me. I have kept busy.
But now life returns, as all have flown or driven home and my refrigerator is empty of leftovers. I take a deep breath, set out clothes for work, finish picking up, and I think – now I am ready to think good-bye. It is going to take some time.
My mom – she is my biggest concern. She must find a way in life that is not centered on an active, loved, dynamic man…but rather centered on her own interests, friends and activities. I hope she can find out what those are. She is strong. She will. It will take her time.
So life resumes but I will sing my sorrows in that twilight moment between rest and sleep as I recall my father’s life and his beautiful memorial. I will fancy his baritone voice belting above all others the hymns of God’s faithfulness and love. May time remove the edge of sorrow and soften our memories with smiles and sighs.